Letter from Africa: Cutting Nigeria's 'big men' down to
size
In our series of letters from African journalists,
novelist and writer Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani looks at the impact of new
economising measures in Nigeria. President Muhammadu Buhari, who came to office in May,
seems bent on making public office less and less attractive to the average
Nigerian "big man".
Beyond the unusually austere salary package for new
members of his cabinet - in response to the country's worst economic crisis in
years - he has given an instruction that should drastically reduce the size of
every serving minister's entourage.
Few Nigerian big men walk alone: Such a typical highly
esteemed and self-important person in Africa's most populous country goes
around accompanied by a multitude of men.
They follow him to weddings and funerals and birthdays
and book launches; they follow him to weddings and funerals and birthdays and
book launches; they stand when he stands, sit when he sits, and depart when he
departs.
In return, he takes care of their needs.
Nigeria at glance:
Africa's
largest economy and most populous nation
Oil rich,
but facing worst economic crisis in years after falling oil prices
62.6% of
its 170 million population live in poverty
Average
annual earnings - 1280 (£850)
Source: UN
You can often tell when a big man is approaching by the
number of followers pushing their way through in front of him or those
shepherding from behind.
You can usually tell when one is in the vicinity, maybe
inside a restaurant or a hotel, by the number of men hovering outside, at the front
door or the gate or in the lobby, waiting.
As soon as their principal reappears, they jump into
action, surround him to his car, then shove their way into their own vehicles,
which zoom off behind and in front of his.
Sometimes, the big man is travelling out of Nigeria,
perhaps to a country where such exuberant displays of clustering may be greeted
with raised eyebrows.
In that case, the retinue will stop at the airport lobby,
watching solemnly as he jets off.
But when he returns, they will have regrouped, possibly
on the tarmac, ready to resume their duties from exactly where they stopped.
None of this is particularly new. In many cultural groups
across Nigeria, traditional rulers have been known to move around with a
retinue that includes praise singers, who do nothing but blow their master's
trumpet.
When I invited my friend, Rick, to an event some time
ago, he reminded me that, by asking him, I was automatically inviting dozens of
other people.
"Are you prepared for that?" he asked.
A year previously, he had transitioned from the young man
my friends and I had known since our teens, to the new traditional ruler of his
community following his father's death.
Old friend or not, his new status meant it would be
unbecoming to appear at my event without his throng of followers.
But traditional rulers are not the only ones in Nigeria
who now feel entitled to escorts.
Many business men do not walk alone. Neither do many
politicians and pastors.
I once met a popular 419 scammer who would not sit down
in public until one of the retinue of dwarfs who accompanied him had first sat
on the seat to make sure it was thoroughly rubbed clean.
Like many age-old cultures in Nigeria, having large
entourages has crept into our democracy.
'Abstemious character'
Government officials, male and female, are known to
surround themselves with aides and special assistants, and personal assistants
to aides, and personal assistants to special assistants, and special assistants
to personal assistants, each of them suckling from the national treasury.
Some government officials employ scores of their
relatives, creating for them roles that never existed before.
Even if these employees have nothing to do or no office
in which to sit, they will at least come in useful for accompanying their boss
to public functions, announcing his great importance by swelling his entourage.
President Buhari aims to curb all this, on the national
level, at least.
Muhammadu Buhari at a glance:
The
72-year-old is the first Nigerian opposition candidate to win a presidential
election
Military
ruler of Nigeria from 1984 to 1985 until deposed in a coup
Poor human
rights record during that time and a disciplinarian - civil servants late for
work had to do frog jumps
A Muslim
from northern Nigeria, he is seen as incorruptible
While inaugurating his new ministers, the president
directed that they take on aides only from among the civil servants already in
the government's employ.
This stance is hardly surprising, considering the retired
general's famously abstemious character.
Economic factors facing the new regime, such as a decline
in oil price and budgetary pressures, have made it essential to plug the
unnecessary expenditure consumed by hangers on.
So this new order will definitely lead to fewer
ministerial aides who do not work - and merely hover.
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