LAUGH & THINK

A joke or reality? 

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows: You give one to your neighbour....COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows: The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

    AMERICAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

    FRENCH CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.....LOL

    JAPANESE CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

    GERMAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

    ITALIAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows, but you don`t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

    RUSSIAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

    SWISS CORPORATISM: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

    CHINESE CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    INDIAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows. You worship them.

    BRITISH CORPORATISM: You have two cows. Both are mad.

    IRAQI CORPORATISM: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a “Democracy”

    AUSTRALIAN CORPORATISM: You have two cows.. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    NIGERIAN CORPORATISM: You have 2 cows. Your son is sent home from school for school fees. You have no option but to sell the cows. On your way to the market with the cows, police ask you for the receipts of the cows They wasted your time and you eventually paid N1,000. You sell the 2 cows and head to the bank to pay your son's school fees. At the entrance of the bank armed robbers strike and collect all the money. You return home empty handed but happy to be alive , You give the testimony in church the next Sunday.